Gimme my Relief Society Chair

This is MY chair. I get to sit here every week in the studio when we record. Richie tried to give the chair to our guest the other week. I said…”No, no no. That’s my chair.” He said: “You’re going to make our guest sit on the hard chair?” Clearly, Richie missed a few Sunday school lessons. As church members, we should all know that women get the soft chairs. They’re relief society chairs. Once a women hits post-laurel-status, she is awarded “The Chair”. They’re typically pink, sometimes red, ALWAYS cushy, and reserved for the sisters. So yes Richie, as a proud member of the R.S., and in following “almost-could-be-doctrine practices” (or A.C.B.D.P.’s)   this lovely chair is mine.