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Snackrament
Really, Sacrament Meeting is only 60-75 minutes in length. Do we really need all the food? Apparently, yes. Especially if you’ve got kids. One of my favorite Sacrament Meeting stories comes from my friend
Read More »Articles of News/Week of May 29th
Articles of News (Links) Those women are 100 years old? (Read Story) Mormons fly East for Memorial Weekend (Read Story) Lemme show you how Mormons count (Read Story) Oh yeah, A Temple just south
Read More »Third Date, Now What?
There’s a disturbance in the force. Something about tonight is…different. I look from my overflowing buffet plate to my date sitting across the table from me. What is it? Did she dye her hair?
Read More »Kendall Wilcox Ep. 42 The Cultural Hall
It gets better. It has to. Kendall Wilcox used to teach at BYU..he doesn’t anymore. Kendall is openly gay, came to the edge of his life and made the choice to keep living. You
Read More »Meet Sister Tobias!
Dear Cultural Hall, WAHOO!! I can’t believe this day is finally here!Today is probably the most anticipated day of my whole life! I am about to receive my endowments to serve in the Iowa,
Read More »Articles of News/Week of May 21st
Articles of News She sang as she danced and danced (Read Story) The next step is obviously BYU (Read Story) Shoveling Elephant Poop (Read Story) Which is worse? Smoking or Being Obese? (Read Story)
Read More »Plantingpalooza Reality Check
Oooh! It’s that time of year when everyone wants to slip their green thumbs into some gardening gloves. Can I plant yet? Yes? Great. I’ll plant six tomatoes, three varieties. Three summer squash. Three
Read More »Reno Mahe Ep. 41 The Cultural Hall
Reno Mahe…I remember hearing the most amazing stories about him when I was in high school. My high school football and basketball team suffered at the hand of his perfected physicality(I went to rival
Read More »Mormons And Their Filthy Mouths
Ah yes, Mormons. We don’t drink or smoke, we substitute caffeine for coffee (still trying to figure that one out), we avoid ‘R’ movies (but religiously watch Sex In the City and The Walking
Read More »Easy Cobbler and Ice Cream
Spread dry cake mix on top. Evenly space slices of butter on top. Bake for approximately 30 minutes or until filling is bubbling up through a golden brown crust on top.Cool a little before serving
Read More »Provo City Center Temple Groundbreaking
My family and I were able to score some tickets to attend the groundbreaking of Provo Temple 2.0, the Provo City Center Temple. The weather could not have been more perfect, and while part
Read More »Articles of News/Week of May 14th
Articles of News Mormon Mama on a Motorcycle (Read Story) Clean prom! Get your clean prom here! (Read Story) We believe in Law schools (Read Story) You watch what you say around a Mormon
Read More »Mothers Who Know . . . Everything
One weekend nine years ago, my (then much smaller) family moved into our current home. A rainy Friday night brought the unloading of trailers and our first sleepover in our new home. On Saturday,
Read More »Follow His Light/The Lighted Candle Ep. 40 The Cultural Hall
This episode is like Stake Conference. Its in a different building and its only two blocks instead of three. Our very first Remote Broadcast of The Cultural Hall. Thank you to the folks at
Read More »Talking Toilets and Jet Engines
The following story is true. The names of the characters have not been changed as I see no need to protect anyone, because this story is about me. Sounds so vain, I know. However,
Read More »Articles of News/Week of May 8th
Articles of News We interviewed a thousand Mormons about Plastic surgery. Survey says? (Read Story) Now you can be like Nora on Nora’s Christmas Gift (Read Story) Bless this wicked sugar (Read Story) Mormon
Read More »S.O.S. – Save Our Saturdays
To all my readers out there, I hope that one day we can sit down face-to-face over a warm Happy Meal and discuss the deeper things in life. Like, why when you send
Read More »Kurt Bestor Ep. 39 of The Cultural Hall
To know know know Kurt, is to Love, love, love Kurt…and I do. Kurt went on a mission that most missionaries would kill for…and what about that marriage and divorce, marriage and divorce and
Read More »Mormon Bachelor needs: Modest. Always. Period.
Disclaimer: I know nothing about The Mormon Bachelor. Also, I know nothing about ABC’s The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, which together have had 24 seasons in ten years. Ten years! So while I am
Read More »Articles of News/Week of April 30th
Articles of News Have you heard of this Pioneer Museum? (Read Story) We’d like to have a meeting with you (Read Story) Finally a Pastor who gets it (Read Story) What kind of Mormon
Read More »Brit’s Best- “Pitas”
Recipe Fluffy and perfect for stuffing, these pitas are made by Brit from scratch. Recipe: 3-4 C. Bread Flour 1/2 T. Salt 1/4 C. Sugar 1/4 C. Olive Oil 2 T. Yeast 1
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