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LDS app doesn’t potty train well

So far, potty-training my 2-year-old has been quite an investment, and we’ve only just begun. M&M’s: $1 Flushable wipes: $5 Home potty seat: $10 Training pants: $14 Portable/travel potty seat and liners: $20 Pull-ups: $40 Increased water bill from flushing…
Richie T
January 5, 2013
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How to be a Jack Mormon

A Jack Mormon is someone who is Mormon, but "trouble." They are somewhere in between baptism and excommunication. If they even show up to church, they're mearely in the door, not on the stand, but also not escorted out. Foyer sitters. (That's…
Richie T
June 9, 2012
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Token Single Guy In A Funeral Ward Part 2

  Previously on The Cultural Hall... I think my lack of tact has just killed half the audience. I hand the microphone back to the Sunday School teacher and sheepishly sit back down. Sweet 16's great-grandfather is glaring at me, and…
Richie T
April 26, 2012
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The 19th Ward Incident

Let me start by sharing with you a particular issue I have; I tremble at the mere sight of public restrooms. Actually, to say I tremble would be an understatement. I have such severe disdain for the space where people…
Richie T
April 12, 2012