Turkey day is on its way. Here are 10 ways to add a little oomph to your feast, Mormon-style. If you're in charge of the bird, why not impress the frick out of your guests with a Bacon-Wrapped Turkey?…
Richie TNovember 24, 2015
The other day, a non-Mormon coworker of mine asked me if it’s okay for a Mormon person to get tattoos. Quick as a whistle the answer flew to my mind and straight out my mouth, “Nope! Mormons aren’t supposed to…
Richie TMarch 5, 2013
So far, potty-training my 2-year-old has been quite an investment, and we’ve only just begun. M&M’s: $1 Flushable wipes: $5 Home potty seat: $10 Training pants: $14 Portable/travel potty seat and liners: $20 Pull-ups: $40 Increased water bill from flushing…
Richie TJanuary 5, 2013
I got a wink. I'm sitting here looking at my computer screen, an animated smiley face winks at me from my dating service inbox. The perpetual closing and opening of its beady little eye is beginning to creep me out.…
Richie TJuly 4, 2012
Top 10 worst things to hear at a Testimony meeting: “This isn’t necessarily doctrine, but…” “Last night, I had this dream…” “You all don’t know me. I’m Suzy Smith from Utah, and I just wanted to get up and say…
Richie TJune 26, 2012
A Jack Mormon is someone who is Mormon, but "trouble." They are somewhere in between baptism and excommunication. If they even show up to church, they're mearely in the door, not on the stand, but also not escorted out. Foyer sitters. (That's…
Richie TJune 9, 2012
There comes a time in the life of a 'single' LDS man where he begins to question his morals. With judgment clouded by the sea of unobtainable ‘pretties’, he finds himself desperately letting go of everything he holds true and…
Richie TJune 7, 2012
There's a disturbance in the force. Something about tonight is...different. I look from my overflowing buffet plate to my date sitting across the table from me. What is it? Did she dye her hair? Maybe she whitened her teeth? Is…
Richie TMay 28, 2012
Ah yes, Mormons. We don't drink or smoke, we substitute caffeine for coffee (still trying to figure that one out), we avoid 'R' movies (but religiously watch Sex In the City and The Walking Dead), our women fantasize about being…
Richie TMay 17, 2012