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Mormons and Tattoos?
The other day, a non-Mormon coworker of mine asked me if it’s okay for a Mormon person to get tattoos. Quick as a whistle the answer flew to my mind and straight out my
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LDS app doesn’t potty train well
So far, potty-training my 2-year-old has been quite an investment, and we’ve only just begun. M&M’s: $1 Flushable wipes: $5 Home potty seat: $10 Training pants: $14 Portable/travel potty seat and liners: $20 Pull-ups:
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Online Dating Is Nothing Like TRON – Part Two
I got a wink. I’m sitting here looking at my computer screen, an animated smiley face winks at me from my dating service inbox. The perpetual closing and opening of its beady little eye
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Top Ten Worst Things to Hear at a Testimony Meeting
Top 10 worst things to hear at a Testimony meeting: “This isn’t necessarily doctrine, but…” “Last night, I had this dream…” “You all don’t know me. I’m Suzy Smith from Utah, and I just
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How to be a Jack Mormon
A Jack Mormon is someone who is Mormon, but ”trouble.” They are somewhere in between baptism and excommunication. If they even show up to church, they’re mearely in the door, not on the stand, but also
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Online Dating Is Nothing Like TRON – Part One
There comes a time in the life of a ‘single’ LDS man where he begins to question his morals. With judgment clouded by the sea of unobtainable ‘pretties’, he finds himself desperately letting go
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Third Date, Now What?
There’s a disturbance in the force. Something about tonight is…different. I look from my overflowing buffet plate to my date sitting across the table from me. What is it? Did she dye her hair?
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Mormons And Their Filthy Mouths
Ah yes, Mormons. We don’t drink or smoke, we substitute caffeine for coffee (still trying to figure that one out), we avoid ‘R’ movies (but religiously watch Sex In the City and The Walking
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Talking Toilets and Jet Engines
The following story is true. The names of the characters have not been changed as I see no need to protect anyone, because this story is about me. Sounds so vain, I know. However,
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